iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

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sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

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So I got a prank call (it was obviously a prank call because it was from my area code at 2am) so I answered and said, “안녕하세요! 잘 지내세요?” And they quickly hung up and I could hear a gasp and snickering. GUESS WE TURNED THAT PRANK 180 DEGREES

So I got a prank call (it was obviously a prank call because it was from my area code at 2am) so I answered and said, “안녕하세요! 잘 지내세요?” And they quickly hung up and I could hear a gasp and snickering. GUESS WE TURNED THAT PRANK 180 DEGREES



danthemedicman:

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

I miss KangaroosI miss Australia ;(

danthemedicman:

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

I miss Kangaroos
I miss Australia ;(


danthemedicman:

~open this pit up~


lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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