danthemedicman:

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

I miss KangaroosI miss Australia ;(

danthemedicman:

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

I miss Kangaroos
I miss Australia ;(


danthemedicman:

~open this pit up~


lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

lord-kitschener:

we will never be as punk rock as this cat

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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

image

image

There are two kinds of people in this world.

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lucifers-kittens:

kindasadandalwaystired:

recoveryofabrokenteen:

littlebearofasgard:

tyleroakley:

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life

you mean improved your life

you do realise you just included central america as part of north america 

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danthemedicman:

datacr0n:

sass—-butt:

kcsammy:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

The “having trouble with someone’s name? Give them a new one” LOL

I thought these were serious at first

😂😂


fuck-benedict:

not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

you know what does make you an asshole? self promoting on other people’s posts

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digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

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